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It was the kind of epic-ness seen in a Ridley Scott film. Except, there were no stoicly chizzled leading men. No, instead the charge was led by a boy named Kenny, and Tom & Erik's "Drunk-strength". As well as a fourth team-mate, who I will simply refer to as The Bass Player, as his talents were necessary to create the perfect sound, but really no one can remember the dudes name.
The evening started with some simple surprises. The Brownstein Broads, comfortable enough in their own skin, flaunted what the good Lord game them, and made Comcastico choke on their own tongues. Now if only they showed as much skill in bowling as writing their very own "Victory" speeches, then perhaps they give the rest of the league a run for their money. But seriously, who are we kidding. Every week we show up expecting them to get drunk and make out with each other. On this night they did not dissapoint.
The Bozos couldn't seem to get any of that magic going that they had all season. No the City of Philly whooped up on them good to get to the Championship round. It was there that the Mack truck force of the Brownstein Boys hit them fast and hard. Por Poor Philly. How could have known the destructiveness of Erik with a K's stroke. Simply ask Tom, the only man to know, there's a reason he jaunts around town constantly smiling. And how could Philly know, that the drunker Kenny gets, the more accurate he bowls? Kenny, is what we bowlers like to call, the Wasted Natural. A complete natural when drunk, a complete waste when sober. So drink, and drink hard Kenny. There's a perfect game in there, we just need to figure out how much Patron you need to get it out.
We will be honoring these inglorious bastards at our league party. If you would like to check out the full results of the evening simply download the completed bracket. I hope to see you all soon, and the new rosters/schedule will be up shortly.
p.s. looking for a couple more teams for the Winter league, pass the word, sign them up here
- Handicap is 85 percent of the better team's average
- Max handicap is set at 150 pins
- Practice starts at 9:15 pm
- Games start at 9:30 pm
- No-show players have a blind score of 120 pins or their average - 10
- This is a sanctioned league
- We bowl 3 games for 4 points each night.
- To be clear, this is a cash prize league, and since it is sanctioned, all prize-money is based on your final standings DURING the season. This does not include final placement during the Roll for the Bowl™ Championship Tourney
- All disputes should be taken up with the League President
- All scores will be documented manually at the conclusion of a game, and all scoresheets will be collected at the conclusion of the match
- If you catch a ball in mid-air and get pushed out of bounds, it's a gutterball
President - Giacomo Ciminello
Vice Pres - Dick Cheney
Secretary - Megs Fulton
Treasurer - Matt Bednarik
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